"A crawdad ain't a god damned goldfish!"

~Todd shouts putting Jake in his place

"Boats are weird."

~Todd notes while starring off into the distance.

"Hey, serious question, do they make chickens that lay different colored eggs?"

~Todd ponders the great animal kingdom.

"I was helping a customer!"

~Todd explains after gazing out the window eating popcorn for 10 minutes.

"You wanna go on a train ride, fool?"

~Todd suddenly asks in the middle of discussing an entirely unrelated subject.

"You work Mondays?"

~Todd asks the person he has worked Mondays with for the past 5 years.

"If you could speak Russian could you understand what they're saying?"

~Todd watching a Russian video featuring Russians speaking Russian.